Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for June 19, 2016

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    Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Hey, they were all humans. Homo sapiens, Homo neanderthalensis, and perhaps other flavors.More likely, the male offspring of male neanderthals and female sapiens either weren’t viable (something in the female sapiens immune system rejecting the fetus) or weren’t fertile (a dead end, reproductively speaking).

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    meteque777  over 8 years ago

    Aw c’mon, guys …….. what an obvious suck-up to women readers !!!! Haven’t we moved on from this gender issue ….. at all???

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    Tue Elung-Jensen  over 8 years ago

    Or it meant that neanderthal women had more to give, and “human” (considering both lines are defined human, so a dumb thing to differentiate with) women was what they had to settle with.

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    Pillsbury Pharmaceuticals must have a pill to correct this…

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    Daeder  over 8 years ago

    …except for people with purely African DNA, that DNA is purely human. Interbreeding with neanderthals occurred in Europe and Asia after homo sapiens had migrated out of Africa.

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    Sheila Hardie  over 8 years ago

    Because human males raped females even back then. Is this a surprise to anyone?

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    T- Mak  over 5 years ago

    Neaderthal?

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