Mr. Spunky's Big Box of Jokes & Gags
- Plastic Vomit -
- Whoopee Cushions -
- Fake Bugs -
- Chattering Teeth -
And Much, Much More!
Lio's Back To School Sale
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Ah…yes, I remember it well…my young son and ‘the whoopie cushion’…loud rude sounds emanating from the nearby stairwell of a popular restaurant in Jasper, Alberta…at the height of the tourist season….oh, the shame of it all….and the hilarity…..
Am sure his teacher will have fond words to say about Lio to his dad…
But where are all his customers? They aughta be lined up around the block by now. In my old neighborhood, when I was a kid, Lio would have sold out in ten minutes
margueritem about 14 years ago
The boy will make his fortune yet!
rayannina about 14 years ago
If he hasn’t already – I mean, how did he afford his inventory?
pouncingtiger about 14 years ago
The class clown’s business.
Sisyphos about 14 years ago
Lio is such an entrepreneur! Clean out the unwanted franchise stuff, and at the same time clear a handsome profit! What a boy!
ksoskins about 14 years ago
That sure beats selling lemonade!
kfccanada about 14 years ago
Ah…yes, I remember it well…my young son and ‘the whoopie cushion’…loud rude sounds emanating from the nearby stairwell of a popular restaurant in Jasper, Alberta…at the height of the tourist season….oh, the shame of it all….and the hilarity…..
Am sure his teacher will have fond words to say about Lio to his dad…
Lyons Group, Inc. about 14 years ago
Hey, experiments cost money.
guitarmutt about 14 years ago
Ewwww, plastic vomit.
ferreter about 14 years ago
My school days were filled with such treasures too!
pamlicorat about 14 years ago
Where is the stand? I need to restock my prop closet.
zev.farkas about 14 years ago
at least he’s found a positive way to cope with the impending opening of school…
GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago
Just what we need….a specialty stand. You can’t get those things at Office Depot.
Simon_Jester about 14 years ago
Beats selling psychiatric advice too, Sheik.
But where are all his customers? They aughta be lined up around the block by now. In my old neighborhood, when I was a kid, Lio would have sold out in ten minutes
sensrule92 about 14 years ago
@zev.farkus: I’m glad to see Liō back in a good mood again too!
catqueen about 14 years ago
I have fond memories of rubber mice and the reactions of the unsuspecting teachers.
Dirty Dragon about 14 years ago
You always get the best deal, buying your novelty items by the pound.
coot31 about 14 years ago
Yeah, like I said the other day when Lio was weeping about the prospect of returning to school. “Think of how his teachers must feel.”
AndiJ about 14 years ago
Where’s the fake dog poop?!
JP Steve Premium Member about 14 years ago
Should somebody give a quote about lemons and lemonade?
DonVanni about 14 years ago
Bet he got the idea from the Weasley twins…
Sherlock Watson about 14 years ago
And don’t forget the tacks to put on chairs.