Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for January 07, 2020

The dad on ZITS has a peace sign on his tush. It’s about the size of a stop sign now.

Old joke. Old lady goes in to see a new doctor. As he’s examining her he notices a tattoo of a flamingo on her breast. He compliments her on the tattoo and she replies….It used to be a bald eagle.

Or a giant sequoia!

I dated a girl that had a tiger tattooed right on her…well, just let me say, it must have REALLY hurt, or there was a lot of drinking involved. (Maybe both)

Worked with a young girl who got a full body tattoo from her neck on the left side and it crossed over well below her belly button and ended on her right calf. She was so proud of it she showed me close to 2/3’s of it in one showing.

I went with my ankle. Still looks good at 60. Just a crescent moon and a star for each child and grandchild.

From my DI. Seventeen year old enlisted in the Navy. Got a tat of a naked lady on his chest. Released from active duty 4 years later, she was the bearded lady.

Someone should invent an app that show how a given tattoo would look in 40 years…that might make some people think twice!

I have seen one or two melanomas related to tattoos.

The only kind I would advocate are those related to reconstructive surgery. Sagging and fading ruin the others.

And the cute little butterfly on her chest looks like a SCUD missile.

It’s on her shoulder, I doubt it’s going to go too far.