Agnes by Tony Cochran for June 17, 2016

Funny. Its a shame we cannot see the Hello Kitty slippers. Maybe she’s onto something.

Hello Kitty slippers would definitely creep me out.

Work it, Agnes! I must here admit to not being cool in any way. Never have been, probably never will be.

♪♫ She thinks… she’s fine.But she is out… of her mind.Now she is crackers nearly every single day.Singin’ Doo wah ditty ditty dumb ditty doo… ♪♫

A star is borna sheep is shornmusic takes a hitTrout throws a fitcreepy are the slippersShe’s just used to strippersat least it pays the billswith costumes for frills

Hello Kitty Slippers Adult

Tell us about The Boy From New York City instead, Agnes.

The owners of the Hello Kitty trademark are notoriously litigious. If Tony showed us the slippers he would certainly be sued.

I read this comic strip to improve my vocabulary.

vitriolic: filled with bitter criticism or malice

Agnes lives in a trailer, she has no money, and she’s too lazy to do her homework, but she has an excellent vocabulary and a fantastic imagination.