Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 23, 2016

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    Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago

    She seems to relish the prospect, even if it’s not expertly performed.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 8 years ago

    Is that what you say when you back up to the bumper and miss?

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 8 years ago

    2nd verse same as the first, a little bit louder, a little bit worse.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago

    The fabric of your existence.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Did you ever get that thing where you are operating a machine that beeps all the time and then when you know it isn’t beeping you still hear a beep?No? That’s just weird?Oh. Well, me neither.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Add a few bell and you could be in a casino.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago

    …bleep, bloop…

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    coltish1  over 8 years ago

    And what a fetching creature today’s spokesmodel is!

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    Larry Miller Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Either is better than tooting.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Actually, mine is. In addition to natural camouflage, I also possess glands that produce poisonous pride, which I can launch a goodly distance, and may be absorbed through the skin. It’s not poisonous to me, naturally, as that would sort of defeat its purpose as a defense mechanism.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Oaks.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago

    I know what you’re thinking, but no… it isn’t the sort of thing that makes one poplar.

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    Sisyphos  over 8 years ago

    Typical audience reaction. Goodness knows, she should have practiced longer before beeping in public!

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