Did you ever get that thing where you are operating a machine that beeps all the time and then when you know it isn’t beeping you still hear a beep?No? That’s just weird?Oh. Well, me neither.
Actually, mine is. In addition to natural camouflage, I also possess glands that produce poisonous pride, which I can launch a goodly distance, and may be absorbed through the skin. It’s not poisonous to me, naturally, as that would sort of defeat its purpose as a defense mechanism.
Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago
She seems to relish the prospect, even if it’s not expertly performed.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 8 years ago
Is that what you say when you back up to the bumper and miss?
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 8 years ago
2nd verse same as the first, a little bit louder, a little bit worse.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
The fabric of your existence.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
Did you ever get that thing where you are operating a machine that beeps all the time and then when you know it isn’t beeping you still hear a beep?No? That’s just weird?Oh. Well, me neither.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago
Add a few bell and you could be in a casino.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago
…bleep, bloop…
coltish1 over 8 years ago
And what a fetching creature today’s spokesmodel is!
Larry Miller Premium Member over 8 years ago
Either is better than tooting.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
Actually, mine is. In addition to natural camouflage, I also possess glands that produce poisonous pride, which I can launch a goodly distance, and may be absorbed through the skin. It’s not poisonous to me, naturally, as that would sort of defeat its purpose as a defense mechanism.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
Oaks.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
I know what you’re thinking, but no… it isn’t the sort of thing that makes one poplar.
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Typical audience reaction. Goodness knows, she should have practiced longer before beeping in public!