Children: They're only this dumb for a short while.
Dicky: Gee-whiz. I'd love to go to McDonald's again, but they're closed on the weekends!
Baby: awww!
Enjoy it
At six, my step-son refused to eat fish. Next meal, we served him orange roughy and told him it was “roughy shark.” The opportunity to bite a shark made it okay. I think he was about 19 before he realized there is no roughy shark.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago
Excellent.
Ermine Notyours over 8 years ago
With Chick-fil-a, he would be half right.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 8 years ago
At six, my step-son refused to eat fish. Next meal, we served him orange roughy and told him it was “roughy shark.” The opportunity to bite a shark made it okay. I think he was about 19 before he realized there is no roughy shark.
medium2au over 8 years ago
The ice cream truck plays the music when they’re all out of ice cream!
Nierro almost 7 years ago
@Medium2Au, NO!!!!!!!!
Julie478 Premium Member over 5 years ago
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