Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for June 17, 2016

I wish my parents had used that.

only 99% effective.

One day a duck walked into a pharmacy. He said, “Give me a condom.”

The pharmacist said, “What would a duck want with a condom?”

“None of your business, give me a condom.”

“Would you like to pay cash for it?”

“Just put it on my bill.”

Oh dear. I’ve seen Zefrank’s “True Facts” video about ducks….

Excellent

[bro] laughs like Seth rogan because I do that