In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for June 25, 2016

“But he was dragged to the depths of who-knows-where!!”“I don’t care, it’s still a balk.”

Now we know where they put Jimmy Hoffa…and he’s still trying to fix ball games.

the manager was experimenting with a new way to remove an ineffective pitcher.-ownership was looking for a new way to get out of the pitcher’s contract.-jimmy felt like the presence of his dead coach was with him tonight.-when pitching always check to see what dirt mound you are standing on-instead of the spit ball, johnny had come up with the ‘freak out’ ball.-little did they know that when they sprinkled his ashes on the pitching mound that he would use them to seek revenge for their lack of competitiveness during his lifetime.

Old Hoss Radbourn has had just about enough of these modern pitchers who pat themselves on the back when they manage to throw six innings before coming out due to pitch count.

Now would be a good time to end the inning and get off the field!!

He’s in a mound of trouble…