The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 04, 2010

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    ask4reb Premium Member about 14 years ago

    some are just to high strung to have children

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    leakysqueaky712  about 14 years ago

    Well fiddle de dee

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    margueritem  about 14 years ago

    he was much too ready for love…in all the wrong places…

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    Edcole1961  about 14 years ago

    She must be unfit. She’s in mixed company, and her g-string is off.

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    ksoskins  about 14 years ago

    I guess she’s not fit as a fiddle after all.

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    MontanaLady  about 14 years ago

    “Fit as a fiddle, and ready for love”

    (Singing in the Rain)

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    Nivekian  about 14 years ago

    Looks like she’ll be playing second fiddle from now on…

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    magnamax  about 14 years ago

    Ok, I’ll play: You fiddle around, you will get plucked.

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    GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago

    They must be high strung.

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    Yukoneric  about 14 years ago

    That’s what you get for fiddlin’ around……………

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    bubujin_2 Premium Member about 14 years ago

    There must have been too much violins in the family.

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    celeconecca  about 14 years ago

    The sax can come out of hiding, now. Sax and violins are not good for kiddies.

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    tamron  about 14 years ago

    If Mr. Fiddle would have stuck around, they could have made beautiful music together.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member about 14 years ago

    What? Me Worry? Violins don’t fret about anything! You’re tugging at my heartstrings here. I stuck my neck out for you. We were never really in tune. You were so plucky when i met you. Love those 1/4 violins. Just wait til they’re 3/4!! (somebody stop me, please…..)

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    aerwalt  about 14 years ago

    “Too much violins in… Never mind ”

    Gilda Radner, of pleasent memory.

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    cleokaya  about 14 years ago

    What does she expect when she conducted her life with no strings attached.

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    MatureCanadian  about 14 years ago

    Great puns all. Thanks very much. Aerwalt thanks for the memory of Gilda.

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    Iwa Iniki  about 14 years ago

    Never did understand where that statement came from in the first place.

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    myming  about 14 years ago

    fiddle about, fiddle about…

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    bdaverin  about 14 years ago

    These puns sure have the topic pegged.

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    JP Steve Premium Member about 14 years ago

    All you punsters should take a bow!

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    Coyoty Premium Member about 14 years ago

    Too much dis-chord in that family. Those violins are blue.

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    MrsCalabash  about 14 years ago

    She Fiddle-Faddled around and lost her little fiddlers.

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    moxnix  about 14 years ago

    unfit. epic.

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