What? Me Worry? Violins don’t fret about anything!
You’re tugging at my heartstrings here.
I stuck my neck out for you.
We were never really in tune.
You were so plucky when i met you.
Love those 1/4 violins. Just wait til they’re 3/4!!
(somebody stop me, please…..)
ask4reb Premium Member about 14 years ago
some are just to high strung to have children
leakysqueaky712 about 14 years ago
Well fiddle de dee
margueritem about 14 years ago
he was much too ready for love…in all the wrong places…
Edcole1961 about 14 years ago
She must be unfit. She’s in mixed company, and her g-string is off.
ksoskins about 14 years ago
I guess she’s not fit as a fiddle after all.
MontanaLady about 14 years ago
“Fit as a fiddle, and ready for love”
(Singing in the Rain)
Nivekian about 14 years ago
Looks like she’ll be playing second fiddle from now on…
magnamax about 14 years ago
Ok, I’ll play: You fiddle around, you will get plucked.
GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago
They must be high strung.
Yukoneric about 14 years ago
That’s what you get for fiddlin’ around……………
bubujin_2 Premium Member about 14 years ago
There must have been too much violins in the family.
celeconecca about 14 years ago
The sax can come out of hiding, now. Sax and violins are not good for kiddies.
tamron about 14 years ago
If Mr. Fiddle would have stuck around, they could have made beautiful music together.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 14 years ago
What? Me Worry? Violins don’t fret about anything! You’re tugging at my heartstrings here. I stuck my neck out for you. We were never really in tune. You were so plucky when i met you. Love those 1/4 violins. Just wait til they’re 3/4!! (somebody stop me, please…..)
aerwalt about 14 years ago
“Too much violins in… Never mind ”
Gilda Radner, of pleasent memory.
cleokaya about 14 years ago
What does she expect when she conducted her life with no strings attached.
MatureCanadian about 14 years ago
Great puns all. Thanks very much. Aerwalt thanks for the memory of Gilda.
Iwa Iniki about 14 years ago
Never did understand where that statement came from in the first place.
myming about 14 years ago
fiddle about, fiddle about…
bdaverin about 14 years ago
These puns sure have the topic pegged.
JP Steve Premium Member about 14 years ago
All you punsters should take a bow!
Coyoty Premium Member about 14 years ago
Too much dis-chord in that family. Those violins are blue.
MrsCalabash about 14 years ago
She Fiddle-Faddled around and lost her little fiddlers.
moxnix about 14 years ago
unfit. epic.