The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 26, 2010
September 25, 2010
September 27, 2010
Transcript:
Roller Coaster: One girl called me unsafe! Another said I made her sick! Nobody likes me! Why is life so cruel?! ... WHEEEEEE Emotional roller coasters
A heartless woman got me on a ride at the Big E Tuesday. Then she happily screamed and laughed while I caught up on ten years of prayer. “God, make this stop and I’ll never—.”
The most emotional roller coaster I’ve ridden (and I’ve ridden lots) is Mean Streak at Cedar Point. An old-fashioned wood coaster, it’s a titch over a mile long. You keep thinking, “It’s gotta end soon…” and it never seems to!
It’s the most fun I’ve ever had getting a migraine.
margueritem over 14 years ago
Even they have their ups and downs…
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Like my stomach right now, Marg.
HappyChappy over 14 years ago
I hope for the passengers sake, she is not feeling suicidal.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
A heartless woman got me on a ride at the Big E Tuesday. Then she happily screamed and laughed while I caught up on ten years of prayer. “God, make this stop and I’ll never—.”
bubujin_2 Premium Member over 14 years ago
In this case, better an emotional roller coaster than an emotional wreck.
joefish25 over 14 years ago
very funny!!!
jlerner Premium Member over 14 years ago
very tiny!!!
pupluv101 over 14 years ago
why is it so tiny?? i can barely c it!!
lungdoc over 14 years ago
Drama Queen
captainedd over 14 years ago
The Great American Crying Machine
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
Lew, you should have first filled up on cream puffs and baked potatoes and appelflappen. You would have felt much better.
Sandy_June over 14 years ago
The most emotional roller coaster I’ve ridden (and I’ve ridden lots) is Mean Streak at Cedar Point. An old-fashioned wood coaster, it’s a titch over a mile long. You keep thinking, “It’s gotta end soon…” and it never seems to!
It’s the most fun I’ve ever had getting a migraine.