Lio by Mark Tatulli for June 27, 2016

I’ve taken out trash before. Lio’s date is dressed better.(I’m so sorry…)

the theater must be empty because the other parishioners can’t stand the garbage’s smell

Taking the garbage to the movies is one great way to make a statement. Anyway, once again, this proves how literal children take things.

Hey, don’t call someone’s sister that!!

Dad wasn’t talking about a date, Lio! But, hey, whatever floats your boat….

Empty theater… must be showing “The United States Of Jones”.

Chores is chores

Just just be clad it wasn’t Cybil, SHE ‘takes out’ the garbage with a grenade launcher.

For once, the garbage isn’t on the screen. (Hey-ooo!)

Our neighborhood theatre serves liquor during the showing…

FBI director J. Edgar Hoover once scribbled on a memo “Take care of this guy” — and his lieutenants didn’t know whether to kill him or promote him.

How would Eva react?

Where is Grimmy?

Not like that Lio!

wont the Christmas tree be jealous?…I guess he only took her out once as I recall. I like recycling jokes…doesn’t everyone?

Will there be dinner after the show?