Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for June 26, 2016

Like the father, I too don’t even want to know what the son plans to do with it.

With this kid, anything is possible….

Tony asked

Where do you keep it?

I thought I had posted Tony’s question, and my answer, a couple of hours ago.

But since yesterday, my internet connection has been dropping every few minutes, and coming back…and sometimes my comments don’t post, or else they get lost in the ether…

So…. now I’ll just say….

Wow, Tony… I’m afraid that’s for me to know, and for you to…. well…. to never ever find out. Sorry.

That’s the wrong way to fix a clogged toilet…

Dad’s doing what I did on reading this!

At your office Tiny!!! LOL!!!

Try to find it.

…in the fire-proof safe in the basement.

@Tony“Where do you keep it?”The dynamite or the C-4?

One of the kids came home with a half stick of dynamite one day. That was back in the 70s.

In the closet.

@Tony

Never you mind, sonny, because I’ll never tell.

He must be going fishing.

My wife tells me to keep it in my pants…

What question caused you to “spit-take”?

Today’s Calvin and Hobbes…

This actually happened in our house. Our middle son casually asked his dad where the nitric acid was. Husband answered calmly that we were all out.Same child used to put “Game Boy” and “Play Station” on the grocery list hoping I would just ‘pick one up’ out of habit.

@TonyMy granddad kept his on the front poach. Even as a little kid, I though it was a strange place to keep dynamite on an oil field near Bakersfield CA in the middle of summer.