Pluggers by Rick McKee for July 15, 2016

sounds about right

Or Cracker barrel’s.

It’s 774 miles from Atlanta GA to Eufaula OK and there are no rest areas?

150 miles from Atlanta, GA to Lake Eufala. Must be at least two if they’re going I-85. Maybe it’s an old map or they’re taking the scenic route!

Sorry that’s in Alabama

There is a Lake Eufaula in Oklahoma too. In fact it is one of the longest man made lakes in the US.

Rest areas didn’t count with my wife—every two hours WE HAD to stop—McDonald’s, gas station, or any where else that had a restroom for women ! ! !

It can’t be that hard to find a fire hydrant, can it?

Why no “pilot relief tubes” on cars?

The biggest disappointment on earth: Half a dozen REST AREA AHEAD signs, only to be followed by one that reads: REST AREA CLOSED FOR REPAIRS!" “stop by that big ol’ cactus, Dad! It’s every man for hisself!”

From Michael—-in Arizona, when you see a sign that says “Last Chance For Gas For 75 miles”, they mean it.