@gir63 said“They should just have Gandalf stand next to the restrooms, that would fix that conundrum.”.Kill two birds with one stone.Good thinking..Imagine having him stand just past the restrooms or their exit.Imagine everybody wanting to shake his hand.Imagine after every tenth wizard or so, finally hearing someone washing up afterward and even the occasional flushing sound, followed by the sound of stopped-up toilets overflowing..“and a good time was had by all”
Argythree almost 8 years ago
Since when to guys have a 5-hour wait for a restroom…
Flash Gordon almost 8 years ago
You’re a wizard. You can make your bladder suddenly emptywith the wave of your wand. And stay dry in the process.I mean, come on, get a clue.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction almost 8 years ago
GandolfWith any luck and a little incontinence, you won’t have to wait anywhere near that long.
bigcatbusiness almost 8 years ago
Why don’t you clone yourself and do both lines? And Gandalf? I want to meet Smaug.
rroush Premium Member almost 8 years ago
You’re a wizard. Conjure up a chamber pot.
Dewed almost 8 years ago
Exactly
Peam Premium Member almost 8 years ago
So Wiz is definitely a Plugger
Rwill almost 8 years ago
They should just have Gandalf stand next to the restrooms, that would fix that conundrum.
Suny almost 8 years ago
I need to make plans for world domination in the White House…..I need to go to the toilet!!! Lol
neverenoughgold almost 8 years ago
Maybe you should get your “magic wand” out and wave it a bit…
tea62 almost 8 years ago
Go find a tree to pee on. Then leave. Gandalf’s got nuttin’ on you Wiz.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction almost 8 years ago
@gir63 said“They should just have Gandalf stand next to the restrooms, that would fix that conundrum.”.Kill two birds with one stone.Good thinking..Imagine having him stand just past the restrooms or their exit.Imagine everybody wanting to shake his hand.Imagine after every tenth wizard or so, finally hearing someone washing up afterward and even the occasional flushing sound, followed by the sound of stopped-up toilets overflowing..“and a good time was had by all”
neverenoughgold almost 8 years ago
He’s a wizard, not a whizzer…
Enter.Name.Here almost 8 years ago
5 hours for Gandalf means a total of 10 hours to go wee-wee. How long can wizards hold it in? Maybe they aren’t called WIZ-ards for nothing ;-)