GodfreydanielWhen pursued by a predator, armadillos wait until almost caught, then jump up. The predator runs under them. Coming down, they head another way, into catbriars or dig in. Unfortunately, that jump puts them in the precise height of a car bumper.
MeGoNow – Said the second-generation doorbell installer (in a Far Side cartoon) to the third generation, “but the ding dong was your grandfather’s fine work.”
Varnes over 8 years ago
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was too far to go around it…Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot…….
linsonl over 8 years ago
Here in Georgia, the answer is "to show the possum it could be done.
GROG Premium Member over 8 years ago
But who put the “bomp” in the bomp, bomp, bomp?
MeGoNow Premium Member over 8 years ago
I don’t know. Sounds pretty chickens… to me.
shipl14 over 8 years ago
Guess they had to go peep
Godfreydaniel over 8 years ago
@Lewis LinsonThese days you find armadillos on the road more than most other things…..but they can’t cross the road SUCCESSFULLY!
MissScarlet Premium Member over 8 years ago
My chicken (Miss Bonny) lives for the day when she can cross the road without her motives being questioned.
hippogriff over 8 years ago
GodfreydanielWhen pursued by a predator, armadillos wait until almost caught, then jump up. The predator runs under them. Coming down, they head another way, into catbriars or dig in. Unfortunately, that jump puts them in the precise height of a car bumper.
gcarlson over 8 years ago
MeGoNow – Said the second-generation doorbell installer (in a Far Side cartoon) to the third generation, “but the ding dong was your grandfather’s fine work.”
KEA over 4 years ago
Why did the egg cross the road? It had the inclination.