Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 12, 2016

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    Varnes  over 8 years ago

    Why did the chicken cross the road? It was too far to go around it…Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot…….

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    linsonl  over 8 years ago

    Here in Georgia, the answer is "to show the possum it could be done.

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    GROG Premium Member over 8 years ago

    But who put the “bomp” in the bomp, bomp, bomp?

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 8 years ago

    I don’t know. Sounds pretty chickens… to me.

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    shipl14  over 8 years ago

    Guess they had to go peep

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    Godfreydaniel  over 8 years ago

    @Lewis LinsonThese days you find armadillos on the road more than most other things…..but they can’t cross the road SUCCESSFULLY!

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    MissScarlet Premium Member over 8 years ago

    My chicken (Miss Bonny) lives for the day when she can cross the road without her motives being questioned.

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    hippogriff  over 8 years ago

    GodfreydanielWhen pursued by a predator, armadillos wait until almost caught, then jump up. The predator runs under them. Coming down, they head another way, into catbriars or dig in. Unfortunately, that jump puts them in the precise height of a car bumper.

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    gcarlson  over 8 years ago

    MeGoNow – Said the second-generation doorbell installer (in a Far Side cartoon) to the third generation, “but the ding dong was your grandfather’s fine work.”

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    KEA  over 4 years ago

    Why did the egg cross the road? It had the inclination.

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