Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 15, 2016

Competition for Cleo?

Catfish. While she looks real onscreen she doesn’t really exist.

I don’t think it ends well. Once she traded away her voice, nobody wanted her to get it back.

Try telling my cat that cats hate water. I can’t keep him away from it.

A cat I had a few years back, tried to catch fish……He actually snagged one once, but it got away….

They don’t hate water, they just don’t want humans dunking them in it. They want to do it themselves!

Do they eat “Purrina” Cat Chow?

@ Godfreydanielor"Chicken of the Sea"

Our cat used to go outside when it rained.

The biggest blessing my cats give me is they both will only poop and pee outside….Even in a blizzard….I never have to change the litter…..

Not all cats. Maine coon cats, for one breed, seem to love water.