Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 17, 2010

Even in those days, Davy was a quack shot.

What duck?

Them’s purt near to ducking words, friend

Repels water much better than a raccoon.

Maybe he has to learn how to…duck. so he won’t get shot. maybe useful later…

He doesn’t have to learn to duck. He just…has to…remember….

“…Oh! I thought you said, ‘Remember the duck”, not ‘Remember TO duck’!”

Remember the ala mode!

And the fox hat hadn’t been found yet. (too obscure?)

“A man walks into a bar…..”

Davy Quackit?

Who ever heard of a duckskin hat?

But can a raccoon lay eggs?