Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 28, 2010

R i g h t……

Nice face, Grace.

Huh? Oh, shoot! I am who I am….

I don’t want no stinkin Eye wear to cover my baby blues!!!!

“hipfist”: Show, don’t tell.

Hush Grace; nighthawks is confused enough as it is!

(Rotifer is Teresa; Tersea is Vlad; Vlad is mad; Grace is in denial; Paul is the walrus; Hitler is the hare; Frank is alive; Elvis is still dead; and the semicolon is EVERYWHERE (all this may cause nighthawks’ head to explode like a fistula with a spork stuck in it)).

“Don’t ask me why I posted it.”

Because it is profoundly original?

Yo T- If you haven’t posted Hedy Lamarr, please do. Look up her life story- it’s amazing, and she’s over 100 and living in Florida.

Hedley Lamarr - wasn’t that a character in Blazing Saddles?

If Grace is not to be wanting face day, then Ox will be not using Grace face.

face? what’s a face?

YAAAAAAAAA! KAPOW! (sound effect for exploding head)

sheez, what a mess. I better get this brain matter off the wall now, I just hate it when it dries all hard, you have to use a scraper to get it all off.

Well, some one had to ask… Why DID you post it???? ☺

If only I could go back in time 130 years or whatever, pop into the photography studio, and say,

“Pardon me, Miss. I’m from the future! Someday this portrait will be seen all over the world, you will be re-named “Grace”, and your face will be the symbol of a daily series of fairly odd comic illustrations. Saturday, August 28th, 2010 will be dedicated to your face with an eyepatch in the shape of a heart. That is all.”

After snapping a photo of her expression, I would vanish in a puff of confusion.

Grace I love you face reminds me I must cover my eye But for the Grace of God I would look odd But I’m not an a@@ I wear safety glass And give a laugh when you walk past

With a little love from this curmudgeon

Lemmings!

Folks banished from Uclick are gone but not forgotten and sometimes move on to another place.

I think Mike’s political discussions grew a bit too heated over at the editorial sector.

More plot thickeners:

Dammit! I created the poll I promised before I realized you have to sign in before you can vote. Sorry about that. I fixed that after Marg got shut out last month, but the Blogger gremlins unfixed it and now I can’t remember how to refix it.

Tant pis. At least you can relive the history of the past couple of days. . . . . .

Happy Anniversary, Grace Avatar, disgraced or otherwise. I hoist my Cuba Libre to you. I will now go pee and get in the pool, in precisely that order.

All I know is… looking through these eyes is FREAKING ME OUT, MAN!!!!

Radish… tremendous selection! Commenting with lyrics… I am a fan of this form of expression.

I am not having my Frog Applause for Sunday. Teresa, please to be posting Sunday FA soon.

etoin shrdlu.

Teresa, if you do go to invitation only on Sundays, how does one poor benighted soul apply? If one has to be from Tulsa, I have been to Tulsa many times in my college days. I need my FA, but I am too ignorant to know how to write to Vlad.

I for one compared FA to Emily Dickinson. If I had any class or cleverness, I’d change my avatar to a pic of Laeticia Casta, la plus belle femme du monde.

Come out, come out, wherever you are, Frog Applause! It’s already after 1:00 AM CDT Monday (an hour late for update-time)!