Strange Brew by John Deering for July 14, 2016

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    ellisaana Premium Member over 8 years ago

    If they were teenage turtles, they’d be at the pizza shop.

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    clucky  over 8 years ago

    Gonna still make a profit——go for it !

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 8 years ago

    If you really want to keep people guessing an animal’s age, make it an immortal jellyfish.

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Gonna be murder on the seafood buffet tomorrow night..

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    dflak  over 8 years ago

    They do live a while. The last “veteran” of the Crimean war: Timothy (c.1839–2004) – Ship’s tortoise mascot of HMS Queen during the first bombardment of Sevastopol in the Crimean War (she* was the last survivor of this war)

    I can’t tell the difference between a boy tortoise and a girl tortoise and apparently British sailors couldn’t either. I guess as long as the tortoises can figure it out, it’s OK.
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