Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 08, 2016

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    Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago

    This is why we have sphincters.

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    waycyber  over 8 years ago

    Rhyme shmime

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    old.silvertip  over 8 years ago

    Hmmm. just how random are we talking here?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago

    It was a moving experience.I give it one star.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago

    The telephone was actually first used when AGB called Watson to bring him a roll of paper when he ran out. This is what I call a “little known historical fact”, similar to the one about Abraham Lincoln actually being a Vampire Hunter.

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    wilburgarrod  over 8 years ago

    it’s all poo poo here as far as I know

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 8 years ago

    A fart by any other name would small as well.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 8 years ago

    How about PSA’s (Public Service Announcements)? They don’t sell anything.

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    coltish1  over 8 years ago

    Today’s artwork doesn’t look like any diagram of the alimentary canal that I ever saw. It’s pretty convincing, though.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 8 years ago

    Not as I know of, and I’ve been hearing them on radio and watching them on TV since childhood.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 8 years ago

    Olivefoote said (yesterday):

    “I’m thoroughly confused. Who provided the web address for the Lyons Foundation? Is this or is it not the organization that you founded? Who suggested that the name of your organization be renamed? When you say, “there will not be a website”, are you planning to take down your organization’s website because of a comment or comments made here? Are you playing us for fools? Since you never answered my questions, I’m still confused about who you are, the Lyons Foundation.”-1. The person who started that Lyons Foundation was Theo dis Lyons, III, NO Relation to me, Josh Lyons! Our relations consists of five families (mostly cousins). IF you bothered to read yesterday’s posting, you’ll see that I mentioned the year it started well, actually I just said we started TLF 16 years ago, I was wrong…we started 6 years ago (2010). As for this “Lyons Foundation”, I went to the site and it never mentioned the year it started! -2. There was never a website with this Lyons Foundation to begin with (mainly because I don’t how to create one!). We’re just a group of e-mail pen pals. Sorry to say, because one member of our group mentioned our e-mail address to a non-member, our e-mail address was changed. Our little group consists of 14 members (subject to change). When we started it, there were only 4.-3. We don’t play anyone for fools! My cousin has a saying:“The only person that plays someone for a fool is a fool himself!” In other words, many of you do a darn good job making fools of yourselves, what the heck do youneed me for? LOL. -Oh, and that’s one thing with me and my little friends (well some of them aren’t really little, but anyhow) our group is know for both low humor and dark humor (never blue humor). So get ready for a few snaps and put-downs. Just get use to it! I’m going away anytime soon. -Josh Lyons

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Very similar in construction to the old paper tape dispensers that had a tank of water and a brush over which the tape would be pulled, wetting the glue to activate it.I suspect that this is an image that is part of industrial espionage intended to transmit the secret of the adhesive paper tape dispenser to foreign companies who would then dominate the market.

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    Sisyphos  over 8 years ago

    Oh, fart!(That wasn’t smart.)

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Oh so mellow my brain is Jell-O.

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    krsundb  over 8 years ago

    Foul Bowel

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    William Neal McPheeters  over 8 years ago

    Random rhymes? I think not!!!

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