captain: man, this candy is good! Captain: So sweet, and yet so juicy!! What're these, some kinda new skittles or something? Ralston: those are grapes. Captain: Who makes them? Lemme see the wrapper...
The Captain is completely oblivious to everyday life. Someone should take him to the supermarket and show him the barcode reader. Remember how astounded President George H. W. Bush was the first time he saw one.
zero about 14 years ago
They must be from a farmer’s market. Sure ain’t from a chain store….
ksoskins about 14 years ago
The Captain is completely oblivious to everyday life. Someone should take him to the supermarket and show him the barcode reader. Remember how astounded President George H. W. Bush was the first time he saw one.
puddleglum1066 about 14 years ago
Cap’s more used to a certain processed meat product, whose name shall not be spoken here…
bossyheifer about 14 years ago
Hey Puddle, would that be “Stuff Posing as Meat”?