Golden Retriever The sun is shining, the day is young. We’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned-out lightbulb?
Border Collie Just one. And I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
German Shepherd I’ll guard the lightbulb while you decide. Back off!
Dachshund I can’t reach the stupid light!
Toy Poodle I’ll just blow in the Border collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler Go Ahead! Make me!
Shi-tzu Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Leave it for the servants.
Lab Oh, me, ME!!! Pleeeeeeze let ME change the bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy.
Chow Chow I’m with the malamute. After I take my nap that is!
Akita I’m with the chow and malamute! What’s for dinner?
Jack Russell Terrier OR Wire-haired Fox Terrier I can reach it! I just KNOW I can reach it! Another twenty jumps, and it’s mine, ALL mine!!
Cocker Spaniel Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Mastiff Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Hound Dog ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Chihuahua Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Greyhound It isn’t moving. Who cares?
Kelpie Put all the light bulbs in a little circle.
Pointer I see it, there it is, rrrrriiiiiiight there.
Chithing Premium Member over 8 years ago
How many lab technicians does it take to determine how many of a thing it takes to change a light bulb?
brain Les over 8 years ago
How many Zen Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
None and all – Change has to come from within!
eolan59 over 8 years ago
How many University of Michigan football players does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he gets 5 credits for doing it
saturnsport8k over 8 years ago
How many Polaks does it take to change a light bulb?Rectum – dam near killed ‘em!…I’m so bad at telling jokes.
CYGNUS X1 over 8 years ago
Tomorrow they’ll study how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop!
What? Me worried ? over 8 years ago
How many Irish men ? 20 – 1 to hold the light bulb and 19 to drink until the room starts to spin !
alexzabala over 8 years ago
How many woman on PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE????
MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT over 8 years ago
How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?
Golden Retriever The sun is shining, the day is young. We’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned-out lightbulb?
Border Collie Just one. And I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
German Shepherd I’ll guard the lightbulb while you decide. Back off!
Dachshund I can’t reach the stupid light!
Toy Poodle I’ll just blow in the Border collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler Go Ahead! Make me!
Shi-tzu Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Leave it for the servants.
Lab Oh, me, ME!!! Pleeeeeeze let ME change the bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy.
Chow Chow I’m with the malamute. After I take my nap that is!
Akita I’m with the chow and malamute! What’s for dinner?
Jack Russell Terrier OR Wire-haired Fox Terrier I can reach it! I just KNOW I can reach it! Another twenty jumps, and it’s mine, ALL mine!!
Cocker Spaniel Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Mastiff Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Hound Dog ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Chihuahua Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Greyhound It isn’t moving. Who cares?
Kelpie Put all the light bulbs in a little circle.
Pointer I see it, there it is, rrrrriiiiiiight there.
gcarlson over 8 years ago
How many [inset denomination here]s does it take to change a lightbulb?
We can’t change it! My grandfather donated that light bulb!
Ushindi over 8 years ago
Interesting – I always wondered how they determined the various amounts required.