Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for July 26, 2016

Well, at least the birds’ll have plenty of unnecessary air-holes.

Cause cross ventilation is better home design than spikes though the wall.

Bev, yes I have but I usually have them on the inside sticking out.

Gosh…. I file my nails with emery boards.I wouldn’t want to shoot them off.

Here we go again…Tony saidWhere was the jack hammer?

In 2011? Jack err Check the fine art err print https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CoQgTWoWYAEO7Ee.jpg – how should_I_ know?Sledge Hammer, on the other hand – right here, on the DVD-shelf. Then and now.@Tony Everything o k?

I don’t know where the jack hammer is…would you like some jack cheese instead?

A jack-o-lantern?

How about just getting hammered?

The jackhammer? I gave it to my hubby, who lent it to his brother, who lent it to his other brother – after that, the trail gets murky and I have no idea where the durned thing is now.

JackHammer? we have no stinkin’ Jackhammers!!!

Somebody to clean my house. I’ll take care of the clutter; you can do the dusting.

My dentist borrowed my jackhammer. I’m a little worried about my next appointment.

Don’t have a jack hammer, how about some old Hammer Films instead?

QOTD #2: Apparently most of is are looking for jack hammers.

Jackhammer……Katzenjammer(kids)

@Tony I dunno, ask Jack where he keeps his hammer. Mine’s in the garage on the tool bench.