Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for August 01, 2016

I bet Marm never grabbed a lemon again!

This reminds me of the time my wife had a blue heeler named Dusty, and she squeezed lemon juice into his mouth, and his ears bent back.

I used to like eating lemons—back when I could afford them, they are delicious ! ! !

First laugh of the day. Love his expression. Good one.

Pucker up!

I used to have a “friend” that always used to like to buy those little bottles of lemon juice that were shaped like a lemon and she would actually squirt some of that into her mouth several times throughout the day. She’d share with me sometimes. Problem was, I wanted to try lime. She’d never get the lime or let me get it. In fact, the one time she tried to send me because she wasn’t allowed to leave the house, I told her I’m getting lime and she said no, get lemon so I refused to go. So neither of us got it.

Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dimeHis sister had another one she paid it for the lime

She put the lime in the coconut, she drank ‘em bot’ upShe put the lime in the coconut, she drank ‘em bot’ upShe put the lime in the coconut, she drank ‘em bot’ upShe put the lime in the coconut, she call the doctor, woke ’I’m up

And said “doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take?”I said “doctor, to relieve this belly ache”I said “doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take?”I said “doctor, to relieve this belly ache”

Now lemme get this straightYou put the lime in the coconut, you drank ‘em bot’ upPut the lime in the coconut, you drank ‘em bot’ upPut the lime in the coconut, you drank ‘em bot’upPut the lime in the coconut, you call your doctor, woke ’I’m up

Said “doctor, ain’t there nothing’ I can take?”I said, “doctor, to relieve this belly ache”I said "doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take?’I said, “doctor, to relieve this belly ache”

You put the lime in the coconut, you drink ‘em bot’ togetherPut the lime in the coconut and you’ll feel betterPut the lime in the coconut, drink ‘em bot’ upPut the lime in the coconut and call me in the morning"

Woo-oo-ooh, ooh-ooh-oohWoo-oo-ooh, ooh-ooh-oohWoo-oo-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh

c/o Harry Nilsson

What’s with the sour face?

xxx

You don’t owe me nothin’ fer gettin’ ya out of that MADTV bind, Keanu.

@neverenoughgold

Thanks for the reminder of a great song from my youth!