“Are you mocking me?”“Are you mocking me?”“Stop it!”“Stop it!”“You’re so annoying! I’m leaving!”“You’re so annoying! I’m leaving!”“It’s amazing how Brewster always defeats our enemies without superior intelligence…”“It’s amazing how—”“Human, Brewster. With a fist.”“Oh. Okay.”
That’s an old trick that doesn’t work in chess. You (black) are a beginner so you just mirror whatever white does. Complete and perfect balance, right? 1. d4 d5 2. c4 c5 3. dxc5 dxc4 4. Qa4+ …ouch
Bilan about 8 years ago
Just don’t try that with a bear.
rayannina about 8 years ago
Jazz hands: the universal language.
Coyoty Premium Member about 8 years ago
“Are you mocking me?”“Are you mocking me?”“Stop it!”“Stop it!”“You’re so annoying! I’m leaving!”“You’re so annoying! I’m leaving!”“It’s amazing how Brewster always defeats our enemies without superior intelligence…”“It’s amazing how—”“Human, Brewster. With a fist.”“Oh. Okay.”
Ray_C about 8 years ago
“You’re a jerk.”“I know you are.”“No, I said YOU are a jerk.”“I know you are.”“Well, then…I’m a jerk.”“I knew it!”
PappyFiddle about 8 years ago
That’s an old trick that doesn’t work in chess. You (black) are a beginner so you just mirror whatever white does. Complete and perfect balance, right? 1. d4 d5 2. c4 c5 3. dxc5 dxc4 4. Qa4+ …ouch