Monty by Jim Meddick for August 01, 2016
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I swear to you, Jarvis, this was to be the day! I fully intended to swim around the buoy and earn the coveted tadpole merit badge. If only it weren't for this cursed case of swimmers ear! Now, now, sir... Let's just be thankful you were able to diagnose the ailment and exit the pool before any damage was done to your ear canal... I'm afraid I never made it to the pool. I acquired this condition from a malfunctioning shower head in the pool house dressing room...
Randy B Premium Member about 8 years ago
Sedgie’s physique brings to mind Monty’s.(And now I have to gouge my brain out with a spoon.)
Ratbrat about 8 years ago
Jarvis’ swimming costume is da bomb!
superflash about 8 years ago
Classic
chriscc63 about 8 years ago
I cant get over what a pu$$y he is. its hysterical . “Tadpole” Ha!
chriscc63 about 8 years ago
He cant get to Tadpole level, what is he now “mosquito larva” level? lololol
tattooedcyberidiot about 8 years ago
I’m sure if he drummed up the courage he could swim aural the way to the buoy
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
I don’t like to say this, but could Young Master Sedgwick be…a coward?!(Sorry, Jarvis.)
edstiles almost 4 years ago
Sedgie has a myriad of problems….