Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 21, 2016

Ever see Ronald McDonald eat a hamburger?

Kryptonite is even defused….

Who is Jesus’s stylist?

I’ll pretend I’m Josh today: “One of the other circles of Hell is Frog Applause”. LOL. Somebody stop me!!!!!!!!!!! Danger Will Robinson, I’m on fire with my crap du jour.

Flubble? That’s my new favorite word for today.

Is that Mother Thalweg getting all gussied up? Who knew that Jesus was her hairdresser? (I’m guessing most people of faith would assume that Jesus “knows for sure” as in “only your hairdresser knows for sure.”)

The paint may be peeling, but Jesus isn’t even working up a sweat.-Who threads his eyebrows?

“The True Face of Jesus Christ” found in hillbilly home.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULBHqP6oYSw.Jesus is black and has no bread:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM4IER0yd_g

Oops. I meant “has no beard”.

I’m not sure how I ran into this…Apparently, Teresa is mentioned on a site called UNDERGROUND TERRORIST MOTORCYCLE CULT.http://www.utmc-forum.org/pub/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=16621413-——Re: BerniePostby Pintgudge » Sun Mar 20, 2016 2:29 pmhttp://assets.amuniversal.com/f7bc84e18 … dd62679cf1with all respect and awe to Teresa Burrit, creator of Frog Applause.

(Her last name is misspelled.)

He has highlights in his hair as well. A perfectly groomed savior.

So then I said, yes, but once they are cooled, they keep like anything and I think it is the salt and suet that does it, although they used to be better when they used the beef fat in the fryers and now they are using vegetable oil and it just isn’t the same but nothing really is take the burgers for instance that used to be thirty-five cents and they were awful to look at buy they were so good and they weren’t that big and now they are so big but they aren’t as good as they used to be and I’ve actually still got some fries on the floor of my car that have been there unchanging for years.

NFL puck = A cold whopper!!!

I babble.Therefore, i am.

Cold fries or half done fries, or cold half done fries.

Praise the Beauty Operator.They found a message in a bottle in the Gulf, and it read 9-11.

It’s a wonder women didn’t go bald after all that harsh heat.

My favorite Viggo film is “Hildago”.

Window-dressing, Cross-dressing…It’s all for show, that you might see and save 20% of our daily low prices if you come in before 11:00 for the Early Bird Specials!

The classic McDonald’s french fry was so very tasty! A McD’s was one of the closest places for lunch to where I used to work, and so I went there fairly often. Never met Jesus there, though I think I may have seen a lurking Jesus-freak or two. Nor at the hair-dresser. Never went to the hair-dresser. My life has been full of such voids (so to speak).I read Frog Applause to fill in my cultural gaps!

Was Viggo Mortensen,A good beautician?

And here’s one for Election Day (USA).##########Ecclesiates 11:8 (KJV)But if a man live many years, and rejoice in them all; yet let him remember the days of darkness; for they shall be many. All that cometh is vanity.##########(It’s always wise to set up your next appointment before you leave the beauty parlor. That way, you can get the beautician you want and they can be prepared ahead of time.)