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these large blocks are not shown the way they were REALLY moved from place to place.
everybody knows that UFOâs toted them from point A to point B.
sheesh! just look it up
Cats are serpents. Look at their triangular heads, their tongue, their teeth, their seemingly lack of bones and their tails. Now in an old dusty book somewhere on my shelf, it tells what the serpent did to the earliest man.Look at your cat. Could someone mistranslated?
Thatâs because those âmooksâ were smart enough to write it down, hence they put their spin on it. Cats failed to record their history and it died with them.
I saw a bit on one of those Something-Channel shows where a guy demonstrated how to build Stonehenge w/o modern equipment. Essentially he balanced each stone on its center of gravity and was able to easily move it around.
Humans are no more intelligent now that they were 75,000 years ago. The only thing that has changed is that at some point they wrote things down and passed information to later generations. That way things didnât have to be rediscovered. Libraries changed the world!
runninanreadin said, about 10 hours ago
Leave it to WileyâŠ(âŠwhere DOES he get these ideas from, anyway? Itâs kinda scary to know that there are still places he hasnât gone yet!)
Scary and Exciting! and i flagged the spammer. wish i had that cat o nine tails to flog him with!
In a mere 50 years from now, the remnants of humanity will wonder whether it was insane âleadersâ who orchestrated our downfall, or âmatrixâ-related machines that wanted to take over. If anyone would like to discuss that here, it will be your only chance to do so, because the technology will no longer exist thenâŠ
We know the ancient Egyptians were hyper-advanced because they deified cats. Or was it that cats deified themselves? The way they just sit and stare at you, then you find yourself giving them all sorts of treats and toys, scratching them just where they want you when they want you to, and the way they can disarm your anger just by giving you that wide-eyed âwho, me?â look.
My cat told me that the people were mummified to keep CATS company in the afterlife. It does seem odd that those meticulous record-keepers the Egyptians never once mentioned Moses or the Israelites, nor did any other nearby cultures and recorders. Only the âisraelitesâ record the âeventsâ. Think about the evidence of WMDs Powell presented to the U.N.â make it up, and it will be believed by those willing to âbuy itâ.
Isrealites? Hahaha! The Kufu, Kafre, Menkare, and the wives pyramids were built two thousand years before any isrealites were born! And those were built a thousand years after djoser built his step pyramid.
Itâs entirely possible that Isrealite slaves were used in building the pyramids. Saying âitâs a fact that they were built by the Egyptiansâ (sorry, spamgaard) is rather presumptuous considering how much is not âfactuallyâ certain about those ancient times.
Thatâs both bad history and Bible interpretation.
The Pyramids were built in the Old and Middle Kingdoms. The great pyramids were from the 4th Dynasty (About 2500s BC), while the Israelites were not around until about 1800 BC at the earliest. That means that, when they arrived, the great pyramids were already some 700+ years old.
And the Bible says nothing about building the pyramidsâExodus speaks of building supply cities (Pithom and Raamses) and work in âmortar and bricksâ, not in hauling limestone (or other) stones.
All indications are that the workers on the pyramids were volunteer laborâit was an honor to work for the Pharaoh, not a burden or a punishment to be assigned to slaves.
Give the breast beating a break! Iâm sure the Israelites had a part in erecting the pyramids, but the Egyptians were the people who designed and ran the show, so they should get the credit for âbuildingâ the pyramids.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Like cats could stay awake long enough to get that all done.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Trust me. the Israelites who made the things would have remembered cats.
LordDogmore over 14 years ago
Cats + Sand= well you knowâŠâŠâŠ..
Downundergirl over 14 years ago
i thought it was aliens - though I guess there is some argument that cats ARE aliens :-)
SuperGriz over 14 years ago
Mine do the time warp againâŠ
Sisyphos over 14 years ago
Well, the Egyptians did deify cats. Must have been for a good reason, right?
runninanreadin over 14 years ago
Leave it to WileyâŠ(âŠwhere DOES he get these ideas from, anyway? Itâs kinda scary to know that there are still places he hasnât gone yet!)
Proginoskes over 14 years ago
Do you think the cartoonist watches Futurama? This is part of the plot of the âThat bleeep Katzâ episode.
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
Is that whip a cat-o-nine-tails?
Destiny23 over 14 years ago
Well, that does explain the Sphinx anyway!
gjsjr41 over 14 years ago
Mooks?? I like the crane on the pyramid.
Potrzebie over 14 years ago
Downundergirl, catâs ARE aliens. Remember when they abducted captain Eddie?
Constantinepaleologos over 14 years ago
I personally believe the pyramids were built before the Israelites arrived.
Barbaratoo over 14 years ago
Alll I can say isâŠhahahahaha! I love it! (As I sit here looking at my cat in his usual place at the window.)
Can't Sleep over 14 years ago
Well, it DOES explain all those mummified catsâŠ
And yes COYOTY - that sure looks like a cat oânine tails!
Mee-YOW!
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Wow. Quote ONE Biblical epic movie and everyone goes crazy. So the Israelites just did upkeep? Janitors, OY!!!!
Trebor39 over 14 years ago
So are those just giant litter boxes?
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
these large blocks are not shown the way they were REALLY moved from place to place. everybody knows that UFOâs toted them from point A to point B. sheesh! just look it up
dvoyack over 14 years ago
Cats were worshipped as gods. And they still think they are.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Cats are serpents. Look at their triangular heads, their tongue, their teeth, their seemingly lack of bones and their tails. Now in an old dusty book somewhere on my shelf, it tells what the serpent did to the earliest man.Look at your cat. Could someone mistranslated?
Kali over 14 years ago
Remember: Cats were worshiped as gods in ancient Egypt - and they have never allowed us to forget this fact.
:-)
alan.gurka over 14 years ago
Thatâs because those âmooksâ were smart enough to write it down, hence they put their spin on it. Cats failed to record their history and it died with them.
Spamgaard over 14 years ago
Itâs not a belief Constantinepaleologos, itâs a fact the pyramids were built by Egyptians.
Lurah over 14 years ago
Cats Rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or so says my Bengal, Ophet!!!!
OLDDOG82 over 14 years ago
they had to have outside help no way could they have done it with the tools they had but they never did show how or who did it
steverinoCT over 14 years ago
I saw a bit on one of those Something-Channel shows where a guy demonstrated how to build Stonehenge w/o modern equipment. Essentially he balanced each stone on its center of gravity and was able to easily move it around.
Justice22 over 14 years ago
And the Sphinx is a tribute to their leader?
Brannatta over 14 years ago
Any cat owner will tell you, you are the catâs slave.
Varnes over 14 years ago
Humans are no more intelligent now that they were 75,000 years ago. The only thing that has changed is that at some point they wrote things down and passed information to later generations. That way things didnât have to be rediscovered. Libraries changed the world!
Bargrove over 14 years ago
While there is much written about the Israeliteâs being in Egypt, there is no record in Egyptian history of their ever being there.
treered over 14 years ago
runninanreadin said, about 10 hours ago Leave it to WileyâŠ(âŠwhere DOES he get these ideas from, anyway? Itâs kinda scary to know that there are still places he hasnât gone yet!)
Scary and Exciting! and i flagged the spammer. wish i had that cat o nine tails to flog him with!
yohannbiimu over 14 years ago
In a mere 50 years from now, the remnants of humanity will wonder whether it was insane âleadersâ who orchestrated our downfall, or âmatrixâ-related machines that wanted to take over. If anyone would like to discuss that here, it will be your only chance to do so, because the technology will no longer exist thenâŠ
alan.gurka over 14 years ago
Wow, so the term âmook,â according to Wiley, goes back to pre-Christian times!
keechum over 14 years ago
Wow, you got a lot of responses. You usually have a great cartoon, but you canât win them all. Better luck tomorrow.
Ernest Lemmingway over 14 years ago
We know the ancient Egyptians were hyper-advanced because they deified cats. Or was it that cats deified themselves? The way they just sit and stare at you, then you find yourself giving them all sorts of treats and toys, scratching them just where they want you when they want you to, and the way they can disarm your anger just by giving you that wide-eyed âwho, me?â look.
Wiley just may be onto something hereâŠ
Dtroutma over 14 years ago
My cat told me that the people were mummified to keep CATS company in the afterlife. It does seem odd that those meticulous record-keepers the Egyptians never once mentioned Moses or the Israelites, nor did any other nearby cultures and recorders. Only the âisraelitesâ record the âeventsâ. Think about the evidence of WMDs Powell presented to the U.N.â make it up, and it will be believed by those willing to âbuy itâ.
Edcole1961 over 14 years ago
Bargrove: Check the Egyptian history period under Rameses I.
Testel over 14 years ago
Isrealites? Hahaha! The Kufu, Kafre, Menkare, and the wives pyramids were built two thousand years before any isrealites were born! And those were built a thousand years after djoser built his step pyramid.
Sorry. All of this had taken place pre-Adamite.
reynard61 over 14 years ago
Cat: âIn ancient Egypt we were worshipped as gods.â
Human: âThe operative word there is âwereâ.â
Barbaratoo over 14 years ago
Itâs probably too late for any of you to watch this video but I didnât think of it until nowâŠ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F5BzYUgf40
Really cute.
bmonk over 14 years ago
plus4 said, about 6 hours ago
Itâs entirely possible that Isrealite slaves were used in building the pyramids. Saying âitâs a fact that they were built by the Egyptiansâ (sorry, spamgaard) is rather presumptuous considering how much is not âfactuallyâ certain about those ancient times.
Thatâs both bad history and Bible interpretation.
The Pyramids were built in the Old and Middle Kingdoms. The great pyramids were from the 4th Dynasty (About 2500s BC), while the Israelites were not around until about 1800 BC at the earliest. That means that, when they arrived, the great pyramids were already some 700+ years old.
And the Bible says nothing about building the pyramidsâExodus speaks of building supply cities (Pithom and Raamses) and work in âmortar and bricksâ, not in hauling limestone (or other) stones.
All indications are that the workers on the pyramids were volunteer laborâit was an honor to work for the Pharaoh, not a burden or a punishment to be assigned to slaves.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 14 years ago
Give the breast beating a break! Iâm sure the Israelites had a part in erecting the pyramids, but the Egyptians were the people who designed and ran the show, so they should get the credit for âbuildingâ the pyramids.
woody_l over 14 years ago
As I understand it, thereâs no archeological evidence that the Israelites were ever in bondage in Egypt or had anything to do with the pyramids.
On the other hand, itâs a fact that cats were in ancient EgyptâŠ.