Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 19, 2016

Looks like they got the whole thing on tape, though.

You know, the adding machine has been disgruntled for a long time…that guy was really pushing his buttons.

And, in addition, the adding machine printed a confession!

Look, he had the means, it was his mode of operation, and on average, everything looks like it adds up…..

Hey, Mr. green jacket, don’t be an asymptote.

The machine will get off due to insanity defense. Look. He cracked up.

Snerk

Who was the victim, Prof. Utonium?

Check him for snake bite.

What’s an adding machine Grandpa?

All sines point to homicide

Well there was a calculated risk that it would be caught. It’s not likely it’ll be going where all the calculators go when they die.

the evidence in this case (puts on sunglasses) just doesn’t add up…

YEEEEAAAAHHH!!!!