Pluggers by Rick McKee for August 25, 2016

free advice, free advice….

free advice costs nothing and its worth the price..

Who sang that song??

Never ever give your boss an ultimatum like that! You WILL lose your job/

Have another job lined up first.

“If it’s a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.”

Don’t forget about common sense, which, to some people, is merely having 2 pennies with the same date in the same pocket.

In this economy?

Already said…

RetiredgezzerAllan Sherman was a great filk writer, but never finished any of his works, Hello Mutter being the closest, but a snippet compared to Dance of the Hours. I finished Orally for him.When you take vaccine, be sure To take it orally.For the other way, you see, Is more painfully.Orally, orally, Gives you far less fussThan to be stabbed right in your Gluteus maximus.. I sang that for Pete Seeger in a discussion of filk. He looked puzzled at “fuss”, but came close to falling down laughing at “right in” – he had figured out the unlikely rhyme. We will never see the likes of either again.

Allan Sherman was a genius! If only people would remember how to be funny without being vulgar.

That’s no friend. That’s someone who wants your job, for himself or someone he knows.

When delivering an ultimatum, be sure you’re willing to live with the outcome!