Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 20, 2016

Just two inches?

Are you pondering what I’m pondering?

The good side of code enforcement: gets rid of trolls….

At least the bridge inspector tasted good.

The troll should’ve just ate the guy.

@ Ladywatcher

Your comment reminded me of a time when I was a tax investigator for N.Y. S. I was at a fair buying something from a vendor when I asked him why no sales tax was charged. He replied was from another state and would be home before the govt. found out. When I pulled out my badge and asked for his business license I thought he was having a heart attack.As you said you never know to whom you’re talking to!

OSHA

Either he was with the Nazis or the HOA not much of a difference..

Or homeland security

Trolls talk like pirates?

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, “I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 In about 3 seconds.”

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started…

Poor troll. Nothing gets past the government.

Of course being an extortionist is OK.