Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for August 19, 2016
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Bucky Katt: You're making fun of me for not wanting to eat a sea anemone? So you wouldn't eat that thing? Rob Wilco: No, but I'm a vegetarian. Bucky Katt: Isn't that thing a vegetare? Rob Wilco: No, it's an animal. Some of 'em eat fish- just like you. Bucky Katt: Well, that's enough to make me a vegetariantarian. Rob Wilco: And what's that? Bucky Katt: From now on, I will only eat things that are vegetarian.
awgiedawgie Premium Member over 8 years ago
Well, I guess that means that tuna is now off limits for you, Bucky… along with chicken and anything that comes from a pig (since chickens and pigs will eat anything).
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago
Bucky has just ruled out all but the tiniest sea creatures.
Kind&Kinder over 8 years ago
I’m sorry, but can’t he eat cows and chickens, etc. because they are vegetarian? He could eat Rob, too. Not the best snack, but vegetarian eaters can’t be choosy—after all, Bucky’s not a vegetarian.
nosirrom over 8 years ago
Carnivores are herbivores who like their veggies preprocessed.
dadoctah over 8 years ago
You are what you eat. Cows eat grass. Therefore, when I eat a hamburger, I’m a vegetarian.
ericbutts74 over 8 years ago
No honey then because it’s partially digested and then regurgitated nectar passed from bee to bee. Don’t even think they have a name for eating vomit.
Wati, oh yes they do, bankrupt Sbarro – Michelin Rating No Stars.
water_moon over 8 years ago
Cows don’t eat grass, not in this country at least, they eat corn, and grains and ground up left over cow parts.
JP Steve Premium Member over 8 years ago
Kudos to Darby for recognizing that primitive sea-life can be “animals” too. Not just cute, furry things!