Pickles by Brian Crane for August 20, 2016

No sweat 20-30 sec. in the micro will fix that no problem, just don’t over do it.

My wife and I differ on practical techniques for storing items. I refer to her storage facilities as “The Abyss”.

It’s all the same once it reaches your stomach.

Points given for the soup, only half points for the cheese chunk. Earl apparently knew that smaller pieces were needed, but instead of cutting off slivers, he dumped the whole chunk. So either he’s incapable of deductive reasoning, or he doesn’t give a ….hoot. I vote for the latter.

I’m impressed, Earl! This is way past your pay schedule!

No complaints Opal! Earl did good! Reminds me of the plaque I saw somewhere – “Come into my kitchen and take a look. The first complainer is the next meal’s cook.” Give the guy credit for making the soup.

So he couldn’t look around the corner from the kitchen and ask her “where is the cheese grater”? dunce/couldn’t bother…

I hope it’s Wisconsin cheese!

It’s not a garnish, it’s cheese soup…

Don’t worry. It’ll melt.

Cheeeeeeeze……… Will ya LEAVE the poor guy ALONE..??;-)

When we feel under the weather, small mercies help! Thanks Earl x

I guess he didn’t want to disturb Opal by asking where the cheese grater was.

Thoughtful guy!

xxx

tell me again why he hasnt kicked that old bat to the curb

That’s right, Opal! Make America grate again!