Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 12, 2016
Transcript:
Seventh in a series of government information brochures ATTENTION: "ILLEGALS" * YOU have Flouted our nations's immigration laws. * YOU have harmed American workers for you own illicit benefit. * A PORGRAM of mass deportation may seem inhumane, but it is necessary and just. ALL 'ILLEAGAL" EMPLOYERS ARE HEREBY DIRECTED BY THE DEPARTMENT OF DEPORTATION AS FOLLOWS: 1. Say good bye to your family. 2.report to your local deportation center. 3. Sign form confessing to the hiring of undocumented foreign workers by (i) you, (11) your corporation, or (iii) a contractor acting for you own benefit. 4. You will be deported fro the U.s. town appropriate nation which may be: _ your country of ethnic origin: - the country in which one of your Central European model wife/ex wives was born or - a country ruled by an auto craft for whom you have expressed praise. REMOVING THESE 'ILLEGALS' WHO ARE ASSOCIATED WITH OTHER CRIMES" WITHIN OUR BORDERS, WILL MAKE AMERICA A BETTER, MORE LAWFUL NATION. *such as financial malfeasance, illegal casino loans, racial discrimination, sexual harassment,defrauding real estate students etc.
jvo over 8 years ago
Subtle, much?
disinterest over 8 years ago
“Trickle-down” enforcement sounds wise. It’s just like aiming for the highest member of a drug ring, except in white collar crime. Oh wait, they have peddled too much political influence, probation for you.
Lenavid over 8 years ago
Why not change the laws, then? If enough people agree, we can have more lenient immigration laws. Last I checked there are legal avenues for such things. Enforcing the law as it stands, however is important for maintaining respect for all laws. Why are the laws so strict? There must have been reasons.Maybe immigration NEEDS to be strictly regulated to preserve social cohesion or something, you know, like national self-preservation.
King_Shark over 8 years ago
What “autocrat” would that be, Bolling?
paullp Premium Member over 8 years ago
Ruben Bolling, you are a wonderfully clever satirist.
masingermo over 8 years ago
The half-life of missing the point is forever.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 8 years ago
RE KipW… system won’t let me reply….Thank you for the transcription. That was a tremendous speech, and should to be a political platform.
Malcolm Hall over 8 years ago
We’ll miss you Donald. You could bunk with Snowden.
ChessPirate over 8 years ago
Point 1: A Troll does not necessarily “stay to communicate”.Point 2: Some do, in fact have an interest in “discussing it”, but usually just by more inflammatory comments.Point 3: Coming back and deleting their comment is most certainly not a required part of the definition. And besides, it may be a moderator that deletes the comment(s).Point 4: There are various types/levels of Trolls. Some are not all that inflammatory or outrageous, just somewhat controversial, baiting, or contrary, to elicit responses, not necessarily a “flame war”.
lesmcf over 8 years ago
Wish it were true.
pam Miner over 8 years ago
If we could just get the people who hire undocumented workers to pay what their fair share Really IS is even better.