FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 18, 2016

How did the tree house even fall from the tree? Why was the car even parked under said tree?

The tree might be next to the driveway.

Well, he never said that he caused the treehouse to fall on said car. So Andy was jumping to conclusions.

Jason, Attorney at Small.

I wonder if your insurance company covers damage by treehouse, Andy.

Ha! If she’d had Progressive insurance, Flo would have been there to stop the treehouse from hitting the car

ROTFL!! The set up is beautiful. Reminds me of a Flip Wilson routine where someone comes back from vacation and asks if anything much happened. It starts off with the cat died and ends up with there grandmother dying or something to that effect. The thing is each item he ticks off gets worse and worse.

Somehow I don’t think Andy’s insurance covers having a treehouse falling on top of her car.

The treehouse fell on her car because Jason cut down the tree, thus the ensuing damage.

Get ready for a big explosion. Five. Four. Three. Two. One. BLASTOFF!

Run, Jason. Just run …

Way to guarantee you’ll need PHYSICAL therapy in a few days, Jason. Run, boy, RUN!

Everything that starts with “Don’t freak out” or “Don’t get angry” is always bad news.

Sounds like mom will need therapy…

We hand two trees in our yard, one on either side of the driveway.

now mom is going to insurance therapy