Bad Machinery by John Allison for August 13, 2016

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    Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago

    You mean the children who have been plucked like ripe strawberries from their meadow?

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    scyphi26  over 8 years ago

    Never mind the gruel! The kids have all been plucked! Literally! Just look at that onomatopoeia!

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    Grildobkin  over 8 years ago

    Apparently baby Tarzan needs some new play friends, so Mama went to get some.

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    ars731  over 8 years ago

    “in retrospect, our benign neglect policy needs to be revisited”

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    pam Miner  over 8 years ago

    There they go.

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    Pequod  over 8 years ago

    First, it did pluck up the children with ease. Next, a soft rustling among the trees. The children now missing. A toy on the ground.Leave off with the gruel. The babes must be found.

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