Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 24, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  about 8 years ago

    Calvin, the Salvador Dali of the telephone call.

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    Wilde Bill  about 8 years ago

    Life is surreal enough with anchovies on a pizza.

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    chovil  about 8 years ago

    I’ve done this, since reading this cartoon. I get less calls now, but no pizzas. Thank you Calvin. Long live Luis Bunel, who died recently, master of surreal film.

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    bigcatbusiness  about 8 years ago

    Now do the next call at a funeral parlor. Let’s see how surreal that gets.

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    QuiteDragon  about 8 years ago

    No anchovies? - you’ve got the wrong man. I spell my name “Danger”..

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Excellent.

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    Dr.DocSmith  about 8 years ago

    I will use this as a message on my answering machine,,,,,I will order a pizza!

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    Chris Kenworthy  about 8 years ago

    I should try this on the Windows Security Department. ;)

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    johndifool  about 8 years ago

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    Astroman007  about 8 years ago

    Do we really need macabre, horrific photos posted?!

    We come here to be delighted by the strips; and amused by the comments— not terrified by them! Clever verbiage, not nightmare photos!

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    Chad Cheetah  about 8 years ago

    Hobbes wants triple anchovies

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    Tain'tPelagius  about 8 years ago

    Promo code EMBASSY, Mr. Vern.

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    Thomas Scott Roberts creator about 8 years ago

    Best pizza order I’ve heard was from FUTURAMA. An alien who didn’t really have the hang of everyday English got on the phone and said: “I hereby order a large cheese pizza….”

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    Pointspread  about 8 years ago

    One of my favorite C & H!

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    stamps  about 8 years ago

    I didn’t know they had large anchovies.

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    sbwertz  about 8 years ago

    Nah, it was that guy from India telling me my computer was broken.

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    gantech  about 8 years ago

    Good one, QuiteDragon…I wonder how many people got the Nick Danger reference.

    FYI, on a completely different Firesign album, you hear the other half of that same phone conversation.

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    gantech  about 8 years ago

    A neighbor of mine had the bad luck to have a phone number that was one digit from the number of a local pizza establishment. He got so tired of telling people they had the wrong number, he started pretending to take the orders.

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    BE THIS GUY  about 8 years ago

    The best pizza I’ve ever had is a place called Di Fara’s on Avenue J in Brooklyn. The owner, Dominic DeMarco, has been working out of the same place since 1965.

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    neverenoughgold  about 8 years ago

    Ever have one of those calls where the caller won’t shut up……and you keep hanging on, and on, and on, waiting to get a word in!

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    tonto2toes  about 8 years ago

    NICE! very clever. think i’ll use it.

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  about 8 years ago

    Would you like that with or without crushed Oreo’s?

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