Jim Benton Cartoons by Jim Benton for August 11, 2016
August 09, 2016
August 13, 2016
Transcript:
Man: Grunt. Hey babe. I got you a silk scarf. Woman: Did you poop this? Man: I've told you. The silk comes out of spinnerets and- Woman: Still smells like spider butt. Man: Maybe I should date a spider.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Just to dissonate people with real life biology, the spider is probably female and the lady bug is probably male.
Frederick Barnett Premium Member almost 8 years ago
It was “A Bug’s Life.”
nerd and proud of it over 6 years ago
Some female spiders eat the males. If its a girl, same thing would happen. If its a male… well, good luck, buddy.
Lady loves a joke over 4 years ago
Relax everybody. It’s a joke. Not science class.