The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 13, 2010

Count, you’re busted.

I’ll bet bloody mary mix was one of the items!!!

Never hatchet your Counts before they chicken. (Very old joke

I’m changing my name to Less so I can go through this lane. It says….etc..

http://youtu.be/l3R3KqrJAI4

Scandal indeed! That sugary cereal violates his contract with Sesame Street. However, vampires don’t show up in mirrors. I’m not sure the Count will leave an image on a film camera.

Love that he buys count chocula cereal!

One, ah ah ah ah, two, ah ah ah ah, three … .

hah, funny, i like the Count Chocula cerial thing too.

The grocery I go to has grammatically correct express checkouts. You’d have to change your name to Fewer, Bargrove.

He can count, he just can’t read…

I don’t think the cashier will challenge the Count!

How to get rid of the legendarily annoying Elmo: pick up the Count and whack Elmo over the head with him. “One! One whacking of Elmo! Two! Two whackings of Elmo!” It takes less than 25–and even less than 10–to make sure Elmo is completely whacked.

We should let Scott Hilburn know that we appreciate his attention to details. In addition to the Count Chocula cereal, there is the Tide detergent and the Crest toothpaste. But best of all is the six-pack the paparazzi with the argyle sweater is carrying.

I must got it. The Count’s name is Noah

He tried to get away with a jar of pickled Capparis spinosa buds. It was the caped escaper’s caper caper.

Godfrydaniel, I thought Elmo was completely whacked to start with!