Frazz by Jef Mallett for August 23, 2016
Transcript:
Frazz: Nice lid. Caulfield: I'm curious about the construction going on down Oakridge. The hard hat should get me past the "authorized only" gate. Frazz: And if they notice you're four feet tall and your voice is two octaves high? Caulfield: Coffee and doughnuts. Do I look like a guy without a plan B?
Bilan about 8 years ago
Standing around doing nothing is also a good impersonation.
Kind&Kinder about 8 years ago
That would be great for the police. The construction guys might be looking for the cold beer you can’t carry. Uh, maybe after work is done for the day.
jessegooddoggy about 8 years ago
Love this kid!
ksu71 about 8 years ago
Take a rake to lean on. They’ll think you work for the county.
Nuliajuk about 8 years ago
They don’t make steel toed boots in children’s sizes.
water_moon about 8 years ago
Okay, I like this strip, both in general and this idea specifically, but the phrasing “two octaves high” is just driving me nuts, like it’s missing “^ too” before high or the -er on high. There’s more than enough room in the speech bubble and these things are edited in theory so WHY? The joke got flattened :(
Fido (aka Felix Rex) about 8 years ago
Maybe it was that case of the dodgeball game and the frustrated PE coach…
hippogriff about 8 years ago
comicsssfanPavarotti started out as a professional soccer player.
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly about 8 years ago
Just as good as a clipboard at an office building!
26 about 8 years ago
You look a lot like a guy with no plane “A”.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 8 years ago
For all his preciosity, Caulfield still displays naivety about many things he only has a surface knowledge or just makes for a convenient means for humor.