The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 25, 2016

See, he told you his memory was failing. He didn’t even remember that he never took the class…

Maybe Brutus would do better with the periodic table of meat.Click image for larger view

Useless knowledge for most people anyway.

oh good grief, what the hec

My memory is so bad that last week I couldn’t think of my son’s name and he’s Junior!

How bad is your memory ? My memory is sooooo bad that I forgot what I’m posting here !

“My memory is so bad.”“How bad is it?”“How bad is what?”

My wife put her car keys in the chest freezer, then forgot where she had put them, her glasses OTOH, she left on top of the freezer. I discovered both while getting some home made cookies out of the freezer. So I bought the key finder for our landline phone system and attached units to her keys and glasses. Neither one gets lost for any length of time anymore

How could he not of studied any Chemistry ? At least he would of had to of used the Periodic Table of the Elements in Basic Science which we all were required to study in School. Maybe he never went to Junior or High School ? I sure remember using it . even though I agree it isn’t very useful to most people. I never used a lot of the required material we had to study, and I was an Marine Engineering/Gas Turbine Mechanic ( Jet Engines ) in the USNavy.

Some forgetfulness is normal aging, some isn’t. Both of my parents had dementia, so I understand the importance of early detection. (Some medication only works if caught early enough.) My memory is definitely getting worse. I couldn’t remember whether to turn the shower knob to the right or left, in a house I’ve lived in for 20+ years! (Not the only example.) Forgetting names, where you’ve left something, is normal as we age. Confusion can be a sign of dementia.

don’t worry, you’ll find it somewhere…most lost things are found sooner or later.

I have always been bad with names.

SEE?!