Adam: Sorry, Laura. I just lost control. It was the siren call of all-you-can-eat! I mean, our last all-you-can-eat place closed years ago.
Laura: And whose fault was that?
Adam: It's called "bottomless gut syndrome", Laura. Look it up.
I don’t think I’ve ever personally closed down an all you can eat place, though the ones I have frequented tend to not last very long. 8 heaping plates is a normal amount of food to eat, right??
ShadowBeast Premium Member about 8 years ago
The daughter should be grounded for almost causing the place to go out of business.
theincrediblebulk about 8 years ago
I don’t think I’ve ever personally closed down an all you can eat place, though the ones I have frequented tend to not last very long. 8 heaping plates is a normal amount of food to eat, right??
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 8 years ago
You GO NOW! You GO NOW! – John Pinette RIP!
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 8 years ago
If you’ve never heard Mr. Pinette’s comedy routines on Buffets, you’ve missed some of the funniest routines ever!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 8 years ago
Its called an eating disorder and Adam needs help now.
neverenoughgold about 8 years ago
God helps those who help themselves…
shamest Premium Member about 8 years ago
Oink Oink Adam
Teto85 Premium Member about 8 years ago
Why has Adam not collapsed into a diabetic coma?
alondra about 8 years ago
Why doesn’t he (and Dagwood Bumstead) weigh 400 lbs? I know he’s not exercising it off, he’s mostly sedentary.
cosman about 8 years ago
The last time America was fit was 1945..We just finished 4 years of War Food Rationing,And only the wealthy who could afford workaroundswere obese.