Kliban by B. Kliban for December 02, 2016

order before midnight tonight!

Wonder what it is.

Does it matter, it’s only $17.77

BUT WAIT! Act now and we’ll include another one absolutely free (simply pay additional shipping).

Could that really be a Bloom County Enterprises Prostate Twaddler?

It’s a Mako Macho Maker & Male Member Massager®

Nice robe.

This is certainly not for young children….

It’s clearly a back iron. Nothing saps a man’s virility like a wrinkled back.

Don’t fall for this! I’m still waiting for mine to arrive and it’s been six months now.

Somewhere between Robert Crumb and Spain Rodriguez.

Just keep that thing away from my crotch.