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Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for August 29, 2016
August 26, 2016
August 30, 2016
Transcript:
restaurant closings the following establishments have been closed for health code violations. moe's fresh fruit stand - produce badly damaged in collision during zany high-speed car chase starring jackie chan. o'bleary's irish pub - featured band keeps playing that damn unicorn song. futurismo cyber cafe - soylent green found to contain tofu, not people. p.j. piehole's family place - meat and vegetable courses offered on children's menu allowed to touch each other. child: aagh filibuster inn of capitol hill - new "dubya" special (pb&j on wonder bread) sickens over 20 diners with peanut allergies. starbucks inside another starbucks - broke law of physics stating that two objects cannot occupy the same space simultaneously.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago
re: StarbucksBut, but, … cartoon physics!
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Futurismo: gaaaah! Tofu! Ptui! Give me REAL Soylent Green!P.J. Piehole’s: I know who ratted you out , who dropped a dime on you. It was that Petey Otterloop guy, wasn’t it?!
Thank goodness for the Health Code Police! Protecting Citizens from What They Like and Want is their motto….
Kip W over 8 years ago
FRUIT CART!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 8 years ago
The Soylents were made from red, green and yellow algae before the shortages from the ocean pollution caused one of them to start adding recycled human.
prfesser over 8 years ago
P.J. Piehole’s is still closed? I really wanted to try their P.J. Pie.