Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for November 18, 2016
Transcript:
fair warning - a county fair is opening near you. be alert! best entertainment -genetically modified corn races, frederick county. worst handicraft - corporate sponsored quiltmaking, anne arundel county. depend aarp geritol polident winnebago worst entertainment - squinto the wandering astigmatic stiltwalker & his flaming yo-yos, montgomery county. man: hey! most overflowing trashcan into which you can still wedge just one more paper cup - fauquier county. kid 1: put it in gera! kid 2: huh? worst competion - junior division tractor push, prince georges county. he's on the break he's got a temper prod the carny 3 prods $1 - worst midway game of skill - prod the carny, arlington county.
Ermine Notyours almost 8 years ago
Is the Depends quilt really a quilt or just an XXXL size?
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
Tractor “Competition” is intended and understood, thanks to the miracle of the human eye’s ability to fill in the blanks….
well-i-never almost 8 years ago
I remember Squinto!