Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 07, 2016
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fair warning - a county fair is opening near you. be alert! big let most disappointing ride 1. the big letdown, montgomery county. 2. the tiltalounger, arlington county. 3. the sop-o-rific, howard county. best unnecessary produce 1. man-eating gourd, frederick. 2. even-slightly-less-tasty soybean, charles. 3. spontaneous-compusto hot pepper, loudoun. biggest wheel of cheese 1. world's largest cheese, prince george's. 2. largest cheese ever, montgomery. 3. big wheel of cheese, prince william. fratricidal order of misanthropes go away we'll be back at never most unfrequented booth (non-commercial) 1. fratricidal order of misanthropes, arlington. 2. ranting pamphleteers of america, loudoun. 3. (tie) reform party, montgomery. no, we're the reform party, montgomery best new home arts 1. crocheted computer cozy, prince george's 2. refrigerator magnet arranging, frederick. 3. pickled botulism, montgomery. cow: mhu most unusual genetic engineering 1. self-tipping cow, frederick. 2. "the marathoner" racing pig, st. mary's. 3. carny running the big letdown, montgomery.
ellisaana Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I tried growing some of those peppers. My refrigerator blew up.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
The other was the six and eight legged cows that “cannot be tipped over”!
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
Richard was the best advertisement county fairs ever had!