Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 14, 2016
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a traffic advisory please be advised of the following causes of congestion on your monday commute. fumhfr fumhfr fumhfr fumhfr fumhfr scale in miles 012345 overturned tractor-trailer full of molasses. vehicle's rear window blocked by stuffed toys. driver of big car wearing hat & possibly bolo tie. inexplicable article of clothing in road. overturned tractor-trailer full of creme brulee. overturned tractor-trailer full of cholesterol. tire-chewing possum alert. fumhfr vehicle with "fumehuffer" vanity tags. the yawning abyss.
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
It’s a roadmap for the Beltway Blues….
fishbulb239 about 8 years ago
So that’s how my house got covered in cholesterol! (My place is about at the same place as the cholesterol/blood drop to the northeast of the heart. (And the cholesterol-clogged heart is plopped atop the White House, which’ll seem quite appropriate come January.)