Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 14, 2016
December 13, 2016
December 15, 2016
Transcript:
a traffic advisory please be advised of the following causes of congestion on your monday commute. fumhfr fumhfr fumhfr fumhfr fumhfr scale in miles 012345 overturned tractor-trailer full of molasses. vehicle's rear window blocked by stuffed toys. driver of big car wearing hat & possibly bolo tie. inexplicable article of clothing in road. overturned tractor-trailer full of creme brulee. overturned tractor-trailer full of cholesterol. tire-chewing possum alert. fumhfr vehicle with "fumehuffer" vanity tags. the yawning abyss.
So that’s how my house got covered in cholesterol! (My place is about at the same place as the cholesterol/blood drop to the northeast of the heart. (And the cholesterol-clogged heart is plopped atop the White House, which’ll seem quite appropriate come January.)