Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for August 18, 2017
August 17, 2017
August 21, 2017
Transcript:
important dates for next year january 4-25. winter weather panic shopping krazy daze! jan. 12. power outage. big ice storm! jan. 14 power outage tree falls down! jan. 17. power outage. a dog bites the wire! jan. 23 power outage. he does it again! february 15. tedious timekilling hobby day man: i collect squished pennies. woman: i download rare & exotic smileys, like this prancing lemur smiley from madagascar. march 3. anything can happen day! barricade yourself in the closet with a mattress & a few magazines until tomorrow. march 15. the ides of march. roman 1: i have one of the best collections of shot glasses in the roman empire! roman 2: that was last month! march 31. wool allergy awareness day. sheep: fine. i'm leaving. goodbye. april 2. april fools' day observed. banks closed. atms spit seltzer. guy: agk atm ha ha may 20. begin violin lessons day. eenk eenk eenk eenk june 22. stop violin lessons day. eenk eenk eenk eenk oop: stop.
PoodleGroomer over 7 years ago
Plenty of time for: Start Bassoon lessons, Start Trombone lessons, and Start Bag Pipe lessons.
fuzzybritches over 7 years ago
The violinist sounds a little like Petey on the oboe.
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
January and February suck big time in wintry Chicagoland. They should be eliminated from the year. Of course, that would leave less time for violin lessons. But we have to sacrifice somewhere to avoid the Cold Weather Blues….
pumaman over 7 years ago
March 3rd – Anything can happen day. I’ll say, my kids were born!