Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for September 14, 2018
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September 17, 2018
Transcript:
richard's poor almanac - by richard thompson guy pays $135 million for klimt painting don't let it happen to you! just remember these easy rhymes. man" ow best to holler, "someone pinch me!" lest you bid on a da vinci. man: one, two, three.. count ten before buyin', a rembrandt van rijn. $ it really takes a lotta dough, to buy a painting by van gogh. pawnsh careful, you'll go into hock paying for that nice van gogh. (alternate version for the pretentious) you could buy burkina faso for the price of one picasso. bought klimt please help you've saved & you've scrimped, don't blow it on klimt.
Ratbrat over 6 years ago
Don’t yell “Oh Bollocks! I bought three Jackson Pollocks.”
Diat60 over 6 years ago
Somehow I don’t think this sage advice applies to me.
Kaputnik over 6 years ago
Against extravagance I have a biath,
Don’t spend too much on Andrew Wyeth.
fritzoid Premium Member over 6 years ago
Boy do I feel stupid,
I actually paid good money for something by Jeff Koons.
fritzoid Premium Member over 6 years ago
Just spend twenty bucks at CostCo
And paint your OWN Mark Rothko
(Note: I actually have no problem with Mark Rothko.)
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
I don’t always think in rhyme. But when I do, I find that Richard has done it smarter, better, faster….